Every once in a while I go through my spam boxes to see if anything legit falls in to them. It doesn’t happen too often but I have caught it happen a few times…but I digress.

I normally don’t pay the spam much attention since 75% of it is for penis pills, and another 24% is fake account notices. But once in a blue moon I come across gold.

I’ve removed the names and numbers so that no one can use them and get scammed.

I am Miss [FUCKING DOUCHE-BAG SPAMMER]. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.

I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and
your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY
all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you.

The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever
release the fund to you. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it
because you are not a Nigerian.

The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I
will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to
reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file,
after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.

If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient
tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there
won’t be any mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on [removed].

Regards,

Miss [FUCKING DOUCHE-BAG SPAMMER]

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